#also Gilmore - though happily married - is certainly still there and would be a next target perhaps
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Alert: this is a very stupid post and not to be taken seriously.
So when it was revealed the first attack on Keyleth was Ludinus trying to test drawing out Vax, folks were pointing out that Ludinus would have had to stay up to date on Vox Machina romances in order to have the information to make that plan, which is very funny. I posit an additional hypothetical: if the preliminary attack had accidentally been fatal for Keyleth herself (I say accidentally because Ludinus would want to wait to execute the plan in full later, so wouldn't have killed her then) then Ludinus would have lost his bait and would have to figure out another way to draw out Vax.
And you know what that means. Matchmaking. Get the sad bird man to fall in love again so he can threaten the new person. Ludinus using every iota of his skill in manipulation and patience and influencing of events to set up Situations, and he needs it because as a celestial champion Vax is not just walking around into your average coffee shop. He becomes the king of tropes. He reads trash romance to get ideas and runs into Caleb at a naughty book store in Rexxentrum and it's very awkward for both of them. With centuries of experience and villainy, HOW has it come to this-
#he's picked up a Fiona Fancypants novel & felt deeply unsettled for no reason he could detect and since ignored everything from that author#once again this is a joke post not to be taken seriously#it's just Monday and I'm dodging the horrors#if Ludinus did kill Keyleth in serious Vax would probably go straight to the source in vengeance#also Gilmore - though happily married - is certainly still there and would be a next target perhaps#and Vex as foxqueen pointed out#as I say this is purely to envision Ludinus using all his prowess for something stupid lol#c3#critical role#ludinus da'leth#op#it's shitpost o'clock
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